Frequently Asked Questions
Do I have to be 21 years old to purchase doctor funnel products?
No. Our beerbongs are a novelty item which can be used to funnel beer, milk, grape soda or whatever drink you like. Anyone of any age can purchase our products legally.
Is Doctor Funnel the way, the truth and the light?
Yes.
Does my beer bong or Booze Belly™ need any maintenance?
Yes. They should be cleaned with warm antibacterial soap between uses. Follow the simple cleaning instructions that come with your Booze Belly™. Aside from regular cleaning, our products are virtually maintenance free.
Where do you ship?
We ship within the united states and it's territories.
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet.
Is "Doctor Funnel Party Rock Volume One" the greatest collection of music ever recorded?
Pretty much.
Why should I buy a beer bong from you instead of from one of the other internet funnel guys?
Our product is the best that money can buy. We initially built our funnels because in our opinion the other funnels on the market were flimsy pieces of garbage. Our product is more durable, more expertly designed, and made from better materials. Period. Do not settle for any less than a Doctor Funnel.
Is Doctor Funnel a real doctor?
No. Doctor Funnel holds no advanced degree in medicine or any other field.
About Foam Avoidance
At Doctor Funnel we realize that foam in your beer bong is the ultimate enemy. We designed the FUTUREBONG X3000 to help rid the world of foamy beer funnels, but there is still even more you can do…
(From Wikipedia.org)
For optimum results, a funnel should be de-foamed before use. This makes it easier to drink the beer, as there is little or no foam to choke on. The choice of beverage can have a significant effect on the amount of foam. In the UK, "smoothflow"-style bitter beers are readily available and - when chilled adequately - generate very little foam.
The drinker may choose to de-foam the apparatus by sealing their end of the tube with a finger, lowering their end of the tubing and raising the funnel up in the air. This ensures that the air bubbles will travel up and escape out of the funnel, leaving the drinker with a clean tube with no foam.
Rinsing the apparatus with ice-cold water beforehand can also help reduce foam, as does the choice of plastic tubing used.
Another common method used to reduce foam is running the index finger along the outside of one's nose, then inserting it into the tube and/or funnel. This quickly dissolves the foam back into fluid. A slightly more desirable method is to apply a thin layer of margarine or butter to the funnel with a paper towel. If applied too heavily, clumps or build-up will be visible on the funnel and there will be a perceptible taste during the funnelling process.
