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'The Classic'

This is Doctor Funnel's flagship model, and it is truly an American classic. But hey, this isn't your grandpa's beer bong! It's constructed of the highest quality funnel, three whole feet of full one inch thick tubing, and noncorrosive stainless steel hardware, this beer bong is built to last. And the handy on/off valve comes standard on the classic, so your thumb stays dry! The Classic is not only the ultimate everyday beer bong, it is a benchmark of quality and durability for every occasion in a straightforward package. Damn right!

The Classic - Buy Beer Bong

Doctor Funnel's flagship model, and it is truly an American classic.

$14.99

'Futurebong x3000'

Behold. The future of beerbonging has arrived, and it is truly a wonder to behold. Doctor Funnel Laboratories produced this extraordinary and innovative beer bong. It has the standard features you've become accustomed to at Doctor Funnel but so much more. The Future Funnel beer bong has a sleeker, taller center of gravity for increased speeds. But wait! The Future Funnel also employs Doctor Funnel's new space age foam-grabbing technology. The foam-grabbing ribs actually grab the foam as it comes by so it stays in the beer bong and not in your mouth!

Now available in the 21st century! Booyah!

Future Funnel - Buy Beer Bong

Behold. The future of beerbonging has arrived.

$19.99

'Mini Mayhem'

The Mini Mayhem beer bong from Doctor Funnel proves that big things do indeed come in small packages. The smaller shape of its beer funnel means it goes more places, and parties in more situations! Easily concealable, and handily stowable, now you can beer funnel where you never thought possible! Sporting events, concerts, your cubicle at work....practically anywhere! And just because it's smaller, doesn't mean we compromised any of it massive power! The Mini Mayhem beer bong comes with three whole feet of full one inch thick tubing, stainless steel hardware, and of course the on/off valve is standard! Hell yeah!