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Doctor Funnel's flagship model, and it is truly an American classic.
$10.99
'The Classic'
This is Doctor Funnel's flagship model, and it is truly an American classic. But hey, this isn't your grandpa's beer bong! It's constructed of the highest quality funnel, three whole feet of full one inch thick tubing, and noncorrosive stainless steel hardware, this beer bong is built to last. And the handy on/off valve comes standard on the classic, so your thumb stays dry! The Classic is not only the ultimate everyday beer bong, it is a benchmark of quality and durability for every occasion in a straightforward package. Damn right!
Just fill it up, conceal,
and pour. Sweet!
$7.99
Booze Belly™
Our portable beverage flask holds a full 750 ml of your favorite drink. Just fill it up, conceal, and pour. Easliy slip past security at sporting events, concerts, church, work, or anywhere else! Sleek and comfortable design, with one size fits all waistband. Never pay full price at concessions again! Sweet!
Future Funnel - Buy beer bong
Behold. The future of beerbonging has arrived.
$15.99
'Futurebong x3000'
Behold. The future of beerbonging has arrived, and it is truly a wonder to behold. Doctor Funnel Laboratories produced this extraordinary and innovative beer bong. It has the standard features you've become accustomed to at doctor funnel but so much more. The Future Funnel has a sleeker, taller center of gravity for increased speeds. But wait! The Future Funnel also employs Doctor Funnel's new space age foam-grabbing technology. The foam-grabbing ribs actually grab the foam as it comes by so it stays in the bong and not in your mouth!
Now available in the 21st century! Booyah!
Mini Mayhem - Buy beer bong
Big things do indeed come in small packages.
$8.99
'Mini Mayhem'
The Mini Mayhem from Doctor Funnel proves that big things do indeed come in small packages. The smaller shape of its funnel means it goes more places, and parties in more situations! Easily concealable, and handily stowable, now you can funnel where you never thought possible! Sporting events, concerts, your cubicle at work....practically anywhere! and just because it's smaller, doesn't mean we comprimised any of it massive power! The Mini Mayhem comes with three whole feet of full one inch thick tubing, stainless steel hardware, and of course the on/off valve is standard! Hell yeah!
Full Arsenal - Buy Beer Bongs
No one can mess with you when you're strapped with the Full Arsenal! $29.99
'The Full Arsenal'
Can't decide which incredible Doctor Funnel beer bong you love the most? Now you don't have to! The Full Arsenal gives you all three Doctor Funnel beer bongs at one low price! You get the classic, the Futurebong x3000, and the Mini Mayhem all in one convenient party package. No one can mess with you when you're strapped with the Full Arsenal! Rock on!
