Terms and Conditions

Doctor Funnel is not an actual doctor. Doctor Funnel is not a licenced medical professional. Doctor Funnel holds no advanced degree in medicine or any other field.

Doctor Funnel does not condone underage drinking, or the over-consumption of alcohol by anyone. We ask that you party responsibly, if at all. By purchasing a product from Doctor Funnel you have agreed to the following terms and agreements.

Doctor Funnel LLC will not be held responsible for the over-consumption of alcohol, or any of the consequences of over-consumption of alcohol in association with any of our products by anyone. Doctor Funnel is not responsible for any damage that my be incurred to one's self or others, or their property in association with any of our products. Doctor Funnel does not ever condone illegal activity of any kind. Doctor Funnel will not bail you out of jail. Doctor Funnel will not pay your emergency room bill. Purchasers of Doctor Funnel products are solely responsible for their own actions.

DOCTOR FUNNEL SAYS,
"PARTY RESPONSIBLY OR DON'T PARTY AT ALL!!"

Party Rock Vol. 1 - Free CD with every order!

The Arsenal

The Classic

The Classic™

Doctor Funnel's flagship model, and it is truly an American classic.

Futurebong x3000

Futurebong x3000™

Behold. The future of beerbonging has arrived

Mini Mayhem

Mini Mayhem™

Big things do indeed come in small packages.

We thought all beer bongs were built the same. But that was before we brought a Doctor Funnel beer bong onto the scene. I could tell you how superior your product is, but i'm sure you already know.

We love it! Ryan S. Portland, OR